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Ever heard of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE by Tom Cruise. But with the Jagaban’s crew there is nothing that is Impossible. There is nothing this ruling class cannot cruise. From military Generals to retired Generals. To spend the money and grab power in the one singular name of Emi ló kàn. The Dawn of the Jagaban’s Crew is upon us. One year plus…
Day one. Fire the first shot “subsidy is gone”. And just like that from N167 to N650 a litre and cruise to making over 1 trillion naira ($1.32 billion) in just two months. Do the maths for them … @ 12 months will be 6 trillion Naira. Now we know all na cruise. Change the crew of the Buhari corp of subsidy beneficiaries. Now that the crew is fully in the saddle, well you didn’t hear it from me first. Subsidy is full reinstated. Never left before.
Forex liberalisation. And the Naira earns the worst ever knocks since it’s inception in 1973. And believe it. No interest whatsoever in production or boosting the manufacturing sector. Too much labour. Capital just want to make money, and speculation rakes more cash than you can ever imagined without doing anything. This is the first law of cruise. Do nothing else than cruise. So cruise all the doyens of Financial Capital and CEOs of banks to take their share of the black market largesse of Forex that was formerly monopolised by Aboki_Streetcorner.com. Now they cease your forex tipatipa and give you whatever they want. This Jagaban’s crew need all the cash there is to keep the cruise nonstop.
Shey na electricity, we wan talk. Cruise us with Apartheid. 24 hours electricity is possible, indeed compulsorily necessary to keep ensure the cruise goes on. So deny the working masses their share of electricity and supply some few constant light and bleed them to death.
Imagine the effrontery of offering a minimum wage of N48, 000, N54,000, N57,000, and now N60, 000. A figure that is less than $40 dollar. A figure less than the N30, 000 minimum wage of 2019 that was then equal $85 dollars. This cruise is not for the working masses. Abeg second Bass ojà ré.
This is after series of bazaar largesse to attract more members of the ruling class to fully come onboard and join the cruise with the Jagaban’s crew. Judicial officers wage increase. Na dem judge go judge court cases. You don’t bite or find the fingers feeding you guilty.
The N70 billion to 469 members of the National Assembly “to cushion the effects of the subsidy removal”. Just imagine. N40 billion to purchase of Sports Utility Vehicles (SUVs) and bulletproof cars for principal officers. You see all na cruise. Another Christmas/ End of year rice bonus of N200 million to all senator and N100 million to Reps.
And for Senator Ningi, who didn’t know the difference between whistle blowing and questioning the fact of the 2024 budget, he is suspended for three months for “making the error” of exposing to the general public that 3 trillion Naira was padded and shared. One budget for all of us. Another budget from which to cruise from.
Everywhere you turn na cruise for all the crew… This is the only path to consolidation. A ruling class used to collecting and approprating.
Courtesy of the Jagajaga wagawaga bunch of the Jagaban ‘ s crew. New level of cruise. And now we enter another level of the ONE CHANCE…and to herald us into the second year. It is no longer Mission Impossible, No. It is Robert Zemeckis’ Back to the Future (1985) and has part of the release of ‘Back to the Future IV’ (2024), the Jagaban’s crew are offering us their own version of ‘Future back to the Past”.
With the new national anthem of Nigeria we hate thee! Sorry typo … But who will hail this country must dey chop the country. It is clear that the ruling class are not “Compatriots”. They don’t want to be constantly reminded that they owe us a duty to be compatriots. And they will not heed any call to heal the country and make it work. But for sure “hail” this country. They have every reason to beloved Nigeria. Rather than deal with citizens, it is better to drum it into everyone hearing that the rest of us are natives…. This is the new cruise… You can dream all of the good memories of the past and eat from it. Just don’t make any trouble …know your position as tribes men and women, engage in tribal wars, but no class war. The cruise of the Jagaban’s crew must go on unhindered.
